21/05/2024 11:04
Juan: 'What is a man, Chico?' Chico: 'An assole looking for a bugger, Juan.'
14/05/2024 14:31
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted his to get to the other side.
09/04/2024 21:19
The ancient Scrotish rite, and the left won too. Blown the pipes of boney Scrotland.
19/03/2024 03:50
Lover's stiff? Love her stiff
19/03/2024 02:32
When it's Sin it's Sade's When it's been in its SARS
18/03/2024 05:11
Stiff as pigs at a bobby queue Some more faggots for the Barbie      
13/03/2024 12:49
'And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon 's ain't crisp penis' day.' Henry V, Act IV, Scene iii (3), l. 18–67, c. 1599 William Shakespeare
14/02/2024 03:35
'What goes on three legs in the evening?' Bulb fiction
26/01/2024 07:18
Some hooligans are on the pitch not including the referee
12/11/2023 08:37
Honest teeth
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