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19/03/2013 18:00
WOMAN DISCOVERED AS SPECIES ON EARTH!
Anthrapology reported to have said, `Sorry, didn`t notice.`
02/03/2013 00:26
No, she is.
02/03/2013 00:20
`I`m a dandy highwayman.`
Fuck glands conflict
Koo, wait.
15/02/2013 19:32
My wife`s beard`s so green,
And so long she can wrap it
Around Khidr`s penis.
Japanese haiku consist of 17 syllables or on in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5.
15/02/2013 18:08
Britney Spears Without Knickers
But she`s got a penis to put them on.
Get those knickers on.
12/02/2013 18:30
Deft Lippered
A white rite, over toothy gums.
Such a drill for frightening, the dentist`s hums us drown.
We are the hungry ones, on a brightening raid.
Just like a teeth brace on enamel, like a wire needs a frame;
I brush for you.
I gumma feed it to my brush.
I need...
21/01/2013 18:33
My mother`s jugs fill
Her daughter`s testicles like
Milk from coconuts1
1Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae or `sound units`), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.
25/12/2012 10:38
To baldly go ...
... and no father.
20/12/2012 16:30
The robot that keeps her hand on my nuts,
And the spunk that comes from my guts.
20/12/2012 16:25
My husband and Di.
My wife and Di.