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06/07/2012 01:17
Yea though I walk in the valley of the shadow of the blues,
I shall fear no evil,
For thou art with me,
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
03/07/2012 04:43
Jewels and spunk,
Jewels and spunk.
Jessica Simpson
in jewels and spunk.
27/06/2012 05:58
Why did the idiot put the ice cream in its ear?
Because the fool said it was its penis.
27/06/2012 05:56
Why was the idiot unable to ride its bicycle?
Because the infantile had cut off its arms and legs.
27/06/2012 05:52
`Dr Freud. What`s your opinion of the father-son relationship?`
`The asshole rejected him.`
27/06/2012 05:49
A bucket of shit
That doesn`t want to look at itself,
And it can`t stand the smell.
A woman can look at herself
Because she`s beautiful,
And vampires can`t be seen in the mirror;
Or smell.
27/06/2012 05:47
Can you open your legs, or shall I do it for you?
25/06/2012 11:55
Chuffy`s got no nose.
Yes, it`s Chuffy`s snow nose.
25/06/2012 09:12
Puffy Snowflake,
Puffy`s no flake.
Puff hiss,
Adder.
But`s no wiser.
25/06/2012 06:48
How do you play tonsil hockey?
Through the hole under the eyes.