Knock knock! `Who`s there?` `Mean Ewan.` `Mean Ewan who?` `Between Mean Ewan the gatepost.` `
`Ask not what you can do for your Hungary, ask what your hungry can do for you.` - from Life`s Up Each by Barack For a Drink
Q. `How do you spell NATO Dan?` D. `N.A.T.O.E.`
When is adore not a door? When it`s sadder.
Who`s going to suck my dick under the table?
That Snow White That`s my wife.
Tommy Cooper Fezn`t
Just nuts Rose, Tina `bi` an open fire, Chick Frost stripping To her toes. Yuletide Carol`s being hung by a wire, And fucks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows a junky and some misled doe; Help to make the seas sun bright. Teeny hots eyes all log low, `We`ll find it hard to sleep...
That`s no flake. That`s my wife.
Pastored standing outside the church. Why doesn`t he go in?