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Breeds faster than sperm in a bag o` bollocks.
Clit Eastwood `Go ahead spunk. Make my day.`
Chumps off a cliff.
Ova The Net With The Tennis Set Penis up, or down; It`s never been in: or out. - Hít Gyulakazet
`He`s a water fart.` `She`s a water fart.` `They`ve a water fart.` `Water farters.`
`Piss head.` `That`s what piss head,` said
Basil: Don't mention the penis. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Gobbels, a Herman Gonad and - `Fuck, it`s cold!` - salad ... no, wait a minute... I got confused because everyone...
Dead Faggot Sketch The cast: MR. PRALINE John Cleese SHOP OWNER Michael Palin The sketch: A customer enters a pet shop. Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline:...
Why do Hungarians always have a headache after going to the park? Trees.
Yea though I walk in the valley of the shadow of the blues, I shall fear no evil, For thou art with me, Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.