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Jewels and spunk, Jewels and spunk. Jessica Simpson in jewels and spunk.
Why did the idiot put the ice cream in its ear? Because the fool said it was its penis.
Why was the idiot unable to ride its bicycle? Because the infantile had cut off its arms and legs.
`Dr Freud. What`s your opinion of the father-son relationship?` `The asshole rejected him.`
A bucket of shit That doesn`t want to look at itself, And it can`t stand the smell. A woman can look at herself Because she`s beautiful, And vampires can`t be seen in the mirror; Or smell.
Can you open your legs, or shall I do it for you?
Chuffy`s got no nose. Yes, it`s Chuffy`s snow nose.
Puffy Snowflake, Puffy`s no flake. Puff hiss, Adder. But`s no wiser.
How do you play tonsil hockey? Through the hole under the eyes.
If you`re not defending yourself, you`re a coward, and if you attack someone you`re a coward. Women with a penis are a species, and if they won`t defend it they`re cowards.