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Ova The Net With The Tennis Set Penis up, or down; It`s never been in: or out. - Hít Gyulakazet
`He`s a water fart.` `She`s a water fart.` `They`ve a water fart.` `Water farters.`
`Piss head.` `That`s what piss head,` said
Basil: Don't mention the penis. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Gobbels, a Herman Gonad and - `Fuck, it`s cold!` - salad ... no, wait a minute... I got confused because everyone...
Dead Faggot Sketch The cast: MR. PRALINE John Cleese SHOP OWNER Michael Palin The sketch: A customer enters a pet shop. Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline:...
Why do Hungarians always have a headache after going to the park? Trees.
Yea though I walk in the valley of the shadow of the blues, I shall fear no evil, For thou art with me, Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Jewels and spunk, Jewels and spunk. Jessica Simpson in jewels and spunk.
Why did the idiot put the ice cream in its ear? Because the fool said it was its penis.
Why was the idiot unable to ride its bicycle? Because the infantile had cut off its arms and legs.