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`Dr Freud. What`s your opinion of the father-son relationship?` `The asshole rejected him.`
A bucket of shit That doesn`t want to look at itself, And it can`t stand the smell. A woman can look at herself Because she`s beautiful, And vampires can`t be seen in the mirror; Or smell.
Can you open your legs, or shall I do it for you?
Chuffy`s got no nose. Yes, it`s Chuffy`s snow nose.
Puffy Snowflake, Puffy`s no flake. Puff hiss, Adder. But`s no wiser.
How do you play tonsil hockey? Through the hole under the eyes.
If you`re not defending yourself, you`re a coward, and if you attack someone you`re a coward. Women with a penis are a species, and if they won`t defend it they`re cowards.
`Marmalade?` `Yes, don`t know the girl. Nice bulge though.`
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Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub. Who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker; They all jumped out of a rotten pot 8. Turn them out knaves; all three: Gaddafi, Saddam, and Ben Ali.