Dead Faggot Sketch The cast: MR. PRALINE John Cleese SHOP OWNER Michael Palin The sketch: A customer enters a pet shop. Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline:...
Why do Hungarians always have a headache after going to the park? Trees.
Yea though I walk in the valley of the shadow of the blues, I shall fear no evil, For thou art with me, Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Jewels and spunk, Jewels and spunk. Jessica Simpson in jewels and spunk.
Why did the idiot put the ice cream in its ear? Because the fool said it was its penis.
Why was the idiot unable to ride its bicycle? Because the infantile had cut off its arms and legs.
`Dr Freud. What`s your opinion of the father-son relationship?` `The asshole rejected him.`
A bucket of shit That doesn`t want to look at itself, And it can`t stand the smell. A woman can look at herself Because she`s beautiful, And vampires can`t be seen in the mirror; Or smell.
Can you open your legs, or shall I do it for you?
Chuffy`s got no nose. Yes, it`s Chuffy`s snow nose.