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19/11/2013 09:13
`I believe ... in the freedom to tell you to shut up!`
REMOVE AN ARTICLE FROM OYE! TIMES
13/11/2013 02:47
Love her like bluebells,
Fuck her like a pig,
And treasure her brains forever.
01/11/2013 14:02
Why didn`t the chicken cross the road?
Not Ted, still.
01/11/2013 13:38
Juice of the pear,
Juice of the pair;
Juiced the same flavour:
Everywhere.
01/10/2013 08:51
Hunter: What about Moyes?
David Callan: I believe he is unconscious;
though with Moyes it is difficult to tell.
01/10/2013 08:37
Empty vessels make the most noise,
More noise is made by empty vessels.
Empty vessels make more Moyes.
More Moyes is made by empty vessels.
Moyes annoys and more Moyes annoys more.
29/08/2013 18:02
Q: If I have four women in my hand, how many am I holding up?
A: Four.
26/08/2013 19:20
Liz, Sud`s.
22/08/2013 08:36
Still, not Ted.
28/07/2013 21:01
Why Did The Hobbit Cross The Road?
To Hobbit On.