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25/12/2012 10:38
To baldly go ...
... and no father.
20/12/2012 16:30
The robot that keeps her hand on my nuts,
And the spunk that comes from my guts.
20/12/2012 16:25
My husband and Di.
My wife and Di.
03/12/2012 16:05
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you`ll be a man my son
- Rudyard Kipling, If (1910)
30/11/2012 06:21
Keep leech jism out of our wombs.
28/11/2012 13:33
`Knock knock!`
`Who`s there?`
`God.`
`God who?`
- `Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.` (Matt: 7.7)
28/11/2012 13:03
`Knock knock!`
`Who`s there?`
`Is Amanda in?`
`Is Amanda in who?`
`Is Amanda in orange?`
`Orange who?`
`Orange marriage`
25/11/2012 03:53
Scene off at the airport.
Sawn off at the towers.
Take off followed by touch down. Didn`t get the one point.
Shotgun marriage. These Eve`s didn`t want it.
Saddam`s Apple.
22/11/2012 04:14
Chuffy`s no flake.
No, he`s melted.
19/11/2012 14:28
Daddy and the dead. Amen