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15/09/2012 18:31
Breeds faster than sperm in a bag o` bollocks.
09/09/2012 16:37
Clit Eastwood
`Go ahead spunk. Make my day.`
08/09/2012 21:08
Chumps off a cliff.
26/07/2012 06:19
Ova The Net With The Tennis Set
Penis up, or down;
It`s never been in: or out.
- Hít Gyulakazet
18/07/2012 04:56
`He`s a water fart.`
`She`s a water fart.`
`They`ve a water fart.`
`Water farters.`
16/07/2012 08:20
`Piss head.`
`That`s what piss head,` said
13/07/2012 11:32
Basil: Don't mention the penis. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Gobbels, a Herman Gonad and - `Fuck, it`s cold!` - salad ... no, wait a minute... I got confused because everyone...
12/07/2012 21:21
Dead Faggot Sketch
The cast:
MR. PRALINE
John Cleese
SHOP OWNER
Michael Palin
The sketch:
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline:...
10/07/2012 00:15
Why do Hungarians always have a headache after going to the park?
Trees.
06/07/2012 01:17
Yea though I walk in the valley of the shadow of the blues,
I shall fear no evil,
For thou art with me,
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.