26/09/2012 18:52
When isn`t a Kurd, a Kurd?   When it didn`t happen?     Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider And sat down beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away.      
24/09/2012 12:15
No Boy Sons In The Womb!  
15/09/2012 18:31
Breeds faster than sperm in a bag o` bollocks.  
09/09/2012 16:37
Clit Eastwood   `Go ahead spunk. Make my day.`  
08/09/2012 21:08
Chumps off a cliff.  
26/07/2012 06:19
Ova The Net With The Tennis Set     Penis up, or down; It`s never been in: or out. - Hít Gyulakazet  
18/07/2012 04:56
`He`s a water fart.` `She`s a water fart.` `They`ve a water fart.` `Water farters.`      
16/07/2012 08:20
`Piss head.`   `That`s what piss head,` said  
13/07/2012 11:32
Basil: Don't mention the penis. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Gobbels, a Herman Gonad and - `Fuck, it`s cold!` - salad ... no, wait a minute... I got confused because everyone...
12/07/2012 21:21
Dead Faggot Sketch   The cast: MR. PRALINE John Cleese SHOP OWNER Michael Palin   The sketch: A customer enters a pet shop.   Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline:...
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