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12/07/2012 21:21
Dead Faggot Sketch   The cast: MR. PRALINE John Cleese SHOP OWNER Michael Palin   The sketch: A customer enters a pet shop.   Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline:...
10/07/2012 00:15
Why do Hungarians always have a headache after going to the park?     Trees.
06/07/2012 01:17
Yea though I walk in the valley of the shadow of the blues, I shall fear no evil, For thou art with me, Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.  
03/07/2012 04:43
Jewels and spunk, Jewels and spunk. Jessica Simpson in jewels and spunk.  
27/06/2012 05:58
Why did the idiot put the ice cream in its ear? Because the fool said it was its penis.  
27/06/2012 05:56
Why was the idiot unable to ride its bicycle?   Because the infantile had cut off its arms and legs.  
27/06/2012 05:52
`Dr Freud. What`s your opinion of the father-son relationship?`     `The asshole rejected him.`
27/06/2012 05:49
    A bucket of shit That doesn`t want to look at itself, And it can`t stand the smell. A woman can look at herself Because she`s beautiful, And vampires can`t be seen in the mirror; Or smell.    
27/06/2012 05:47
Can you open your legs, or shall I do it for you?  
25/06/2012 11:55
Chuffy`s got no nose. Yes, it`s Chuffy`s snow nose.  
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