15/02/2013 18:08
Britney Spears Without Knickers     But she`s got a penis to put them on.     Get those knickers on.
12/02/2013 18:30
Deft  Lippered     A white rite, over toothy gums. Such a drill for frightening, the dentist`s hums us drown. We are the hungry ones, on a brightening raid. Just like a teeth brace on enamel, like a wire needs a frame; I brush for you.   I gumma feed it to my brush. I need...
21/01/2013 18:33
My mother`s jugs fill Her daughter`s testicles like  Milk from coconuts1     1Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae or `sound units`), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.
25/12/2012 10:38
To baldly go ...     ... and no father.
20/12/2012 16:30
The robot that keeps her hand on my nuts, And the spunk that comes from my guts.  
20/12/2012 16:25
My husband and Di.     My wife and Di.


03/12/2012 16:05
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you`ll be a man my son   - Rudyard Kipling, If (1910)    
30/11/2012 06:21
Keep leech jism out of our wombs.  
28/11/2012 13:33
`Knock knock!`   `Who`s there?`   `God.`   `God who?`     - `Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.` (Matt: 7.7)
28/11/2012 13:03
`Knock knock!`   `Who`s there?`   `Is Amanda in?`   `Is Amanda in who?`   `Is Amanda in orange?`   `Orange who?`   `Orange marriage`  
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