Love her like bluebells, Fuck her like a pig, And treasure her brains forever.
Why didn`t the chicken cross the road? Not Ted, still.
Juice of the pear, Juice of the pair; Juiced the same flavour: Everywhere.
Hunter: What about Moyes? David Callan: I believe he is unconscious; though with Moyes it is difficult to tell.
Empty vessels make the most noise, More noise is made by empty vessels. Empty vessels make more Moyes. More Moyes is made by empty vessels. Moyes annoys and more Moyes annoys more.
Q: If I have four women in my hand, how many am I holding up? A: Four.
Still, not Ted.
Why Did The Hobbit Cross The Road? To Hobbit On.
Car - toed.