25/06/2012 06:48
How do you play tonsil hockey? Through the hole under the eyes.  
24/06/2012 23:20
If you`re not defending yourself, you`re a coward, and if you attack someone you`re a coward.     Women with a penis are a species, and if they won`t defend it they`re cowards.    
24/06/2012 01:47
`Marmalade?` `Yes, don`t know the girl. Nice bulge though.`  
23/06/2012 16:49
The Scuffled     Wank you very much for the key god Aion, Wank you very much, Wank you very very very much. Wank you very much for the key god Aion, Wank you very very very much. Wank you very much for the words and keys, Wank you very much, Wank you very very very...
18/06/2012 18:22
  Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub. Who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker; They all jumped out of a rotten pot 8. Turn them out knaves; all three: Gaddafi, Saddam, and Ben Ali.  
18/06/2012 16:02
  I`m in love with the President, Not her aides; not her aides. I`m in love with her penis` spunk, Not his AIDS; not his AIDS. Not in love with her criminal; Criminal; criminal.     I`m in love with her cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. I don`t like her boyfriend at all; I`m not in love with...
13/06/2012 01:41
Penis head. `Shave your head.` That`s what penis said.
13/06/2012 00:39
Glad You Came   Show, so you stink, you can smell clever and well, Glue pies from rain. Can`t chew sell a mean deal from a golf tee`s braille? Ass miles from avail? Show you stink, you can smell? Hand hid we wet when you splayed, your hair Rose fur coats? Heart cash for some sleeze? Heart`s...
28/05/2012 07:12
If a tree falls in the forest, and there`s noone there to hear it, does it make a sound?   Zen Koan   A: Only if noone`s there to listen.   No-Wan Kenobi   Jeddi Knight
12/05/2012 08:38
Tears Of Contrition   Weeping tears of spunk; into the hands of Sarah Gellar forever.   Japanese haiku form of poetry using only 17 syllables arranged in three (5/7/5) lines.
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