20/12/2012 16:30
The robot that keeps her hand on my nuts, And the spunk that comes from my guts.  
20/12/2012 16:25
My husband and Di.     My wife and Di.


03/12/2012 16:05
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs, you`ll be a man my son   - Rudyard Kipling, If (1910)    
30/11/2012 06:21
Keep leech jism out of our wombs.  
28/11/2012 13:33
`Knock knock!`   `Who`s there?`   `God.`   `God who?`     - `Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.` (Matt: 7.7)
28/11/2012 13:03
`Knock knock!`   `Who`s there?`   `Is Amanda in?`   `Is Amanda in who?`   `Is Amanda in orange?`   `Orange who?`   `Orange marriage`  
25/11/2012 03:53
Scene off at the airport.     Sawn off at the towers.     Take off followed by touch down. Didn`t get the one point.     Shotgun marriage. These Eve`s didn`t want it.     Saddam`s Apple.
22/11/2012 04:14
Chuffy`s no flake.     No, he`s melted.
19/11/2012 14:28
  Daddy and the dead. Amen
19/11/2012 07:53
Lady Ga Garlic   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm in love with Chewed-ass, Chewed--ass. Chewed-ass! Chewed-ass! Chewed-ass! Chewed-a-a-a! Chewed-ass! Chewed-a-a-a! Chewed-ass! Ga-ga lick! When he comes tummy, I am bready. I wash his teeth with my chair if he bleeds. Forgive him when his...
<< 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 >>