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19/11/2012 06:42
Heard Yer Video Cassette
D'yer lurk ass set with your coat so gay?
D'yer lurk as Set at the break o' day?
D'yer lurk Asset when she's far, far a-way?
With their hounds and horns in the morning? - Duke Of `Larn`
15/11/2012 04:55
`Hiss Head
Hiss Head,`
Boy Son said.
I don`t care what poison said.
Chop hiss head`s said off.
13/11/2012 15:09
Gathping For Breathtth?
Yeth and I`m only Thixthteen
06/11/2012 08:37
Knock knock!
`Who`s there?`
`Mean Ewan.`
`Mean Ewan who?`
`Between Mean Ewan the gatepost.`
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06/11/2012 08:33
`Ask not what you can do for your Hungary, ask what your hungry can do for you.`
- from Life`s Up Each by Barack For a Drink
05/11/2012 05:28
Q. `How do you spell NATO Dan?`
D. `N.A.T.O.E.`
29/10/2012 05:14
When is adore not a door?
When it`s sadder.
19/10/2012 08:42
Who`s going to suck my dick under the table?
17/10/2012 00:36
That Snow White
That`s my wife.
06/10/2012 16:39
Tommy Cooper
Fezn`t